Friday, December 25, 2009

oh fuck. vic chesnutt is dead. that sucks. royally. damn.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

I don't have a Christmas tree. I'd just get drunk and knock it over and then there'd be pine needles or some shit all over my house. But according to Rasumussen Reports (the world's leading source of completely useless information), 81 percent of Americans believe that decorating their Christmas tree is fun. Sadly this measure of holiday happiness is down from 2006 when 83 percent of respondents indicated that bedecking their Jesus tree with ornaments was a joyous experience.

Monday, December 07, 2009

"A thoughtful approach to booze" is no longer the official slogan of Bunky County.