I have to attend sexual harassment training this morning. Well not really attend. I have to phone in and listen to a sexual harassment workshop that's taking place in Washington, D.C. It's mandatory. Unfortunately I work at home. There's no one to sexually harass even if I were so inclined. Perhaps the spiders in the basement. But they'll undoubtedly be spared my boorish advances once I've been sufficiently tutored in the niceties of workplace decorum.