That's right: you are looking at the Minneapolis Park & Rec league Thursday night champs. The Indomitable Drinky Crows avenged a brutal 5-1 defeat to Black Sheep earlier in the season to win the title. We knocked in three crackerjack goals in the opening 45 minutes -- and then held on desperately for a 3-2 victory. It is believed to be the third title in the club's illustrious eight-year history, although memories are hazy. We then celebrated at the Cardinal bar with beer and burgers and cheese chili nachos. With a combined age of 738 years on the roster, we are undoubtedly the oldest (and wisest) team in the league.